Take a look at this, you will NOT be dissapointed
Trunkmonkey has a New Home
16/09/2009Well, it’s finally happening, the Trunkmonkey finally has found himself a new home!!!
I am now going to be residing at www.mr-zee.co.uk (well, when it has been redecorated anyway 
Alien Doing Thriller Dance
09/09/2009What I saw on the way to work today…
04/09/2009…well, if you have ever seen a cartoon squashed cat with all four legs extended, then you will know what I’m going to say next.
Yep, I saw a squashed cat on the way to work today, and yes it really, truly did look like it had (and here comes my paraphrased Enter the Dragon quotation) “come straight out of a comic book”. Ok, Ok, it didn’t look like Mr Han and that was a shocking attempt at humour.
Don’t you just love it when…
03/09/2009you get a phone call from your friendly neighbourhood tattoo artist telling you that the next part of your sleeve design is ready for your approval.
Fooking sweet!
Don’t you just hate it when…part two
03/09/2009…it was bloody raining while I was trying to change the sodding wheel! Grrrrrrrrr
Don’t you just hate it when…
03/09/2009you get up in the morning ready to go to work and you have a flat tyre.
To compound things, whoever fitted the heel last time must have had arms like a gorilla because even when you swing off the wheel brace them puppies aint moving.
So, with tail between legs you limp to the nearest tyre fitter and ask them nicely to change the wheel for you 
Then of course you are late for work.
Oh and another thing…
Hello I used to be a Trunkmonkey
02/09/2009Hello all, I used to be a trunkmonkey and I resided at Trunkmonkey Towers which sadly has been demolished.
As a temporary measure while I rebuild my new longterm home, I have decided to stop off at this half way house known as “Bloomin ‘Eck”. Catchy title huh :0)
I intend to update this pretty often but please don’t take that as gospel and the aim of the game is to share useless crap, car stuff and of course (if you already know me) lots of tattoo pics.
Goota dash…the banner needs asjusting.
Catch y’all soon peeps!!!
